I wish I could not afford to live somewhere, and then have a municipal government subsidize my living by utilizing the publics tax monies to make it affordable, and then I could have my children attend the local schools with the same tax base, and then afford to eat with further public subsidies. Then when I can't get a job because my skills are not in demand in the are which I am now living, which would be the main reason I wouldn't be able to live there in the first place, I would go on some sort of income subsidy.

Oh, wait...